arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

#Callingallgoddesses

princesswine:

when someone pisses you off

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officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

seriousjones:

you: i’ll have one beer please

me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar

you: so what do you do?

everyone in the bar:

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(Source: chill-charmander)

Do not call me perfect,

a lie is never a compliment.

Call me an erratic

damaged and

insecure mess.

Then tell me that you

love me for it.

Beau Taplin || You’re a fucking wreck and I love you for it. (via afadthatlastsforever)